I drank green juice for breakfast every morning.
I made myself sick on French toast stuffed with goat cheese, pecans, and caramel sauce.
I ate organic greens, lots of fish, and fresh tropical fruits.
I also drank coffee, ate dessert, and sipped champagne.
I worked out in a private gym with iced mint tea on tap.
I got a Swedish massage. Then I got a deep tissue massage.
I was subtly scolded for trying to pull out my own chair ("Please, Señorita.").
I had chocolate cake delivered to my room at 11:30 p.m.
I felt a dolphin's heart beat.
I saw herons, vultures, dolphins, lizards of all sizes, bugs, birds, and a cat.
I impersonated Lady Gaga on the stage of a pirate ship. I was mortified. I got a t-shirt.
I went into the Pacific Ocean for the first time in my life.
I traveled across the bay in a turbulent motor boat.
I drank piña coladas while sitting in a swimming pool.
I got a tan...sort of.
I laughed at some stuff.
I noticed so many things growing.
And I relaxed.